Think web feeds, think web APIs…. I want a sentence recognizer, and sentence extractor, based on grammar, not punctuation. I want to extract complete and proper English sentences from web feeds. I also want to filter web feeds based on grammatical correctness, correct=go and incorrect=stop. Beyond this I want text normalization for web feeds, for instance correcting SMS language or translating Twitter rubbish into full English sentences. And, I want all this in convenient web APIs. ;^)